Bill Gates in Heaven.

Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven where  he  is met by God.

Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously
helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the
world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows.

"I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let
you decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you
decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"

"Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was
shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill.

"If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw
puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about
playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as
Hell.

Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late  billionaire to
see how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall,
screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned
and tortured by demons.

How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.

Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not
what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful
women playing in the water?"

"Oh THAT?!" said God. "That was the Screen Saver."

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